if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.